Kids Korral Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to her misbehaving calf?

I am not amoosed by you.

Why was the cow so afraid of messing up?

Because the steaks were high.

Why did the farmer always show up on time for dinner?

If he didn’t, his wife would have a cow.

Why are cows always broke?

Someone’s always milking them dry.

 Why don’t most cows lie?

They can smell bull.

Why did the cow start a fight with his buddy?

There was real beef between them!

What happens when a calf gives her mom attitude?

She tans its hide.

How did the bull earn the farmer’s trust?

He said, “Seriously, have I ever steered you wrong?”

What’s a cow’s best subject in school?

Cow-culus.

What do you call the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before?

Deja-moo

Why is it so hard to hurt a cow’s feelings?

They’re skin’s as thick as leather.

What did the mother cow say to the baby calf?

It’s pasture bedtime.

Where do cows eat lunch?

In the calfeteria.

What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

The Laughing Stock.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

To make beautiful moo-sic.

Why couldn’t the cow learn?

Everything went in one ear and out the udder.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What does the cow do when she’s got leverage?

Milks it for all it’s worth.

What do you call a cow that does not give milk?

A milk dud.

Did you hear about the cow who got stuck when she tried to jump a barbwire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why was the cow afraid?

She was a cow-herd.